( It sounds just a little strained, as she looks into the distance for a moment. How did this become the way she was spending her birthday? Why couldn't Wynonna have taken her to a spa? )
Okay, so... just stick with me. They're used for flirting, because they're like a code for different anatomical parts. ( She's watching his reaction closely, and trying to approach this in the calmest, most dignified way possible. ) So a peach is a butt. And an eggplant is... is a penis in a state of arousal. And a taco is...
( she wants to die a little saying this ) A taco is a vagina.
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( It sounds just a little strained, as she looks into the distance for a moment. How did this become the way she was spending her birthday? Why couldn't Wynonna have taken her to a spa? )
Okay, so... just stick with me. They're used for flirting, because they're like a code for different anatomical parts. ( She's watching his reaction closely, and trying to approach this in the calmest, most dignified way possible. ) So a peach is a butt. And an eggplant is... is a penis in a state of arousal. And a taco is...
( she wants to die a little saying this ) A taco is a vagina.