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[scytheseeing]

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"This is, uh, Kravitz, the Raven Queen's-er. Just. Please leave a detailed message and I'll return your call soon. Stop recording. Stop. Record stop. Oh, hit the pound sign? No, no, that's a number. Under the number? Where do you-"

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text. un: angelpants.

[earpiest]

Hey, Kravitz. I just wanted to check in and see if you're okay.

I think maybe the Research Ravens might need to get going sooner rather than later, with everything going on, but let me know if you need anything, okay?

un: kravitz

[scytheseeing]

[The text comes as a surprise, because the only person who really checks on him-who has ever checked on him, is Taako.

Is this a FRIEND???]

I'm doing fine. It's you I should be asking about. Are you faring okay?

But yes, I'm in agreement. The lack of food is getting to some of the residents and escaping this town should become a priority. I can meet you at the library. Are you able to get there safely?

[earpiest]

I'm okay ☺️ don't you worry

( that's a lie everything is stressful her sister almost died her sister's stupid boyfriend did die SHE'S ANGRY AND UPSET. )

There's a couple other people I think could be really great for us to talk to - do you know Sam and Teth? I think advertising on the network could draw a little too much attention to us if we're wanting to get to the truth behind everything, but maybe we can start screening candidates, or something.

[scytheseeing]

[He's an old man, so first thing's first-]

How did you make that smile?

I do know Teth and believe they would be a valuable asset. They are definitely an ally to get on our side and I trust your judgement on Sam.

It would be wise to get started. I have a few candidates of my own in mind.

[earpiest]

It's called an emoji. You can use device phone to make all different kinds. That one's super basic, you just type : and then ) right next to each other, and when you hit the spacebar it changes them into a smiley face. There's other ones that you can bring up that are all sorts of symbols or fruits or vegetables.

As a heads up: don't lightly use the taco, peach or eggplant emojis, if you find them. They can have a lot of loaded meaning. First meeting of the Research Ravens can include a quick run-down of how those all work.

Great. I've got one other person in mind, I just need to see if she's interested. There's one person I'm a little wary of, but maybe we can talk about this some more in person. Is that okay with you?

[scytheseeing]

[Look, he knows every version of Taako is loaded with hidden issues. Even the emoji ones, so he's wary of that. Also what the hell is a taco? Whatever. He'll find out eventually.]

I don't understand how a peach or eggplant could have a hidden meaning, but I'll be happy to learn before I make a faux pas.

And yes, I'm a bit wary about saying too much over this machine anyway. I feel like in person would be a far better way to talk about it. Shall we meet later?

text. un: hottertwin

[restinglichface]

soooo its deffo ur turn to take peanut out
jsyk

[when u dont even live with them and still have chores at their house lol]

un kravitz

[scytheseeing]

You understand I can't simply warp there, don't you?

I think she smells my skeleton form. She tries to chew my feet. I can't take it. My 🦴 are off limits.

[There's a long angry old man pause and-]

How do you turn off The Emojis?

un: hottertwin

[restinglichface]

u absolutely can not
mojis are forever
its about time u got hip with the lingo my guy
embrace the moji
become the moji

also its called walking 💀 man

[scytheseeing]

[He's pretty sure he heard people call them emoji, but whatever. She's more With It than him and while he'll never admit it out loud, he doesn't want to sound like a fool, so-]

I will not become the Moji, but I rather like skull. That one can stay.

And I don't understand how I got placed on your chore wheel. Why don't you walk her? I'm sure she'd like that.

[restinglichface]

cuz she already sees this gorgeous face every single day
peanut needs to bond w you!!
ur part of the family goobus and that means getting chummy w our girl

also means like
she wont gnaw so much on ur ankles when u visit so much
so seems like a win win to me

[scytheseeing]

[The free use of family is an interesting development-an unexpected one, that he's sure isn't so surprising to the Kravitz in another reality. But he hasn't had a family in a-

In a very long time. And for awhile, that text's only response is Read at XX:XX ✓✓.

But he manages to pull it together, long enough to send a-]

If it means my feet will get a protection bonus, then I'll do it. I'll be by shortly. Please put her on the leash before I get in the door this time.

text. un: angelpants.

[earpiest]

Kravitz, my sister forgot it's my birthday. Can we go drink coffee and talk about these cute sweaters I got for the research team? And maybe complain about my sister a little bit, but only I can complain, if you complain about her I'll need to pout and stuff.

text un: kravitz

[scytheseeing]

[The absolute madlad. She got the sweaters? He's extremely interested in that, but-]

Well, that just won't do. I promise to not say a word about your sister, unless she happens to be a lich.

Where would you like to get coffee at? I can meet you right now.

Oh, and happy birthday.

[He knows you mortals love that stuff.]

[earpiest]

It's not her fault. I mean, her boyfriend died in the dome so it's kind of the most selfish thing in the world to be upset she forgot my birthday.

( but maybe she's still upset. feelings are dumb. )

Maybe anywhere that isn't the diner. Have you been to Jane Dough, yet?

Thanks. And a very happy un-birthday, to you.

[scytheseeing]

[It makes him angry to be reminded of all these deaths he can't do anything about. About all the crimes being committed because of this world's shoddy work and-

Well, that's a problem for another day.]

I'm sure she'll make it up to you. Losing someone, even in a place like this, can be rather upsetting.

And no, but I'll meet you there shortly or-

[The slightest pause, Kravitz is typing..., then it stops, then it starts again, but all the comes through is.]

Maybe not shortly. Wait for me though. I won't be long.

[earpiest]

Yeah, she will. I just need to figure out how to be there for her right now. Nothing really seems like enough, you know?

Don't worry, I can wait. They don't really have any of the baked goods they normally have, food shortage and all, but the coffee's still good.

[scytheseeing]

It's kind of you to look out for her. People grieve differently, so I'm sure any attempt you make to help will be well received.

And alright-I'll meet you there shortly. I won't be long.

[He's got to get her a PRESENT first. It's been so long since he's done, like, birthdays.]

doppelganger text

[extremeteenbible]

SUP DEATH DUDE.
reaped anybody lately?
probably not; you kind of suck at it.

text

[scytheseeing]

[Of COURSE this is the first thing Merle texts him. He's not surprised. He doesn't even suspect it's a fake, honestly. ]

It's far too early for this, Merle. But no, I haven't and it's not because 'I suck'. It's because the world doesn't allow it.

[extremeteenbible]

[ Of course, Merle-- the REAL Merle-- left his Fluid at home when he went out exploring the town. It's not til he gets back to his room that he hears the song that's been playing from it all morning. ]

Huh? A message...

whaddaya mean, it's 2:30.
and the world doesn't allow what?

don't fear the reaper JGFDJG

[scytheseeing]

Don't play dumb. I know your games, Merle Highchurch. You sent me 'spam' to elicit a reaction and here it is.

[That's not what spam is Kravitz but ok.]

[extremeteenbible]

look i don't know what youre talkin about!
YOU messaged ME.

[scytheseeing]

screenshot
screenshot
no not voice to screenshot period text delete

[Okay, voice to text?? That's a crime.]

Please look at your past messages. I can assure you that I didn't instigate this.

text. un: angelpants.

[earpiest]

When I got pulled back here I was planning to propose to my girlfriend.
Things were messed up back home and things here are super complicated

it just feels pretty bad, you know?